Monday, March 1, 2010

Not sure where to go with this...

Nothing more frightening than a blank page...except for a blank blog post (my first mind you), the filing of which will result in my joining an elite band of Internet pederasts and political obsessives.

I'll leave you to guess which group I count myself a member of.

In more important news famed yoga enthusiast Sting has gotten himself into a little bit of trouble lately, I'm thinking this has to put him past Chris Brown for "World's Biggest D-Bag Musician." Then again, I'm not much of a Rhianna fan (just kidding! Domestic violence is NOT FUNNY!)

But seriously, taking straight cash from a murderous dictator when you're already loaded has to count for worse than going Wayne Brady on a lady pop star, right? Or is that just my penis talking?

It only goes downhill from here...

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